THAT Girl in the Locker Room

There is always THAT girl in the locker room. You know who I am talking about. While the rest of us are busy shuffling on our underwear underneath our dripping towels and facing away to hastily hook our bra, she is prancing around butt naked, and may as well be screaming "EVERYONE LOOK AT ME AND MY PERFECT BODY!". 
As I was getting ready for work in the locker room this morning there was one such girl. I decided to pay attention, and it was 15 minutes before she put some clothes on. I mean, the girl brushed her teeth butt naked. Is that necessary?
I know you work out hard to get those abs, and lord knows what you do to get your ass to perk up like that, but I really don't need to see it.
Now here is the weird part.
After she got dressed, I realized she didn't really look all that spectacular. She must be one of those rare women that looks better naked than all dolled up. Too bad for her the nudity thing doesn't really fly many other places than the locker room. 
Now I am not trying to dog on another woman here, simply to suggest that jealousy, even over a simple thing like looking good naked (and WHO would get jealous of something like that?) is a wasted emotion. So this morning, I put on my cute work outfit, my favorite lip gloss, and walked to work like they were playing "Pretty Woman" in the background.

Try it.

3 comments:

Unknown said...

Hey, I really like your blog! And you are right, I know that girl, too...
But I have almost the same goals as you have, to reach a weight I had when I graduated from high school. Let's hope that all the exercising will bear fruits...
Christina

Selene said...

well, I bet her boyfriend must be thrilled, if she has someone who dared to look past the surface ;) And yeah, I know THAT girl too ...

waisze said...

Nice blog. I used to go to the gym and know how it felt to be in the locker room.

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